Noodles
House FavoritesPeanut Tunnel Noodles
Sesame-peanut sauce, scallion, chili crisp, crushed peanut, lime. An old-school nod to the noodle bowls longtime Portlanders still remember.
Blood Money Dan Dan
Pork, fermented chili, Sichuan pepper, sesame, scallion. Dark name. Bright heat. Zero kidnapping required.
Signal Fire Garlic Noodles
Roasted garlic, brown butter, black pepper, parmesan, crispy shallot. Built around signal, story and scale — the kind of plate that looks engineered for midnight.
Bar Bites
For the TableCrimp House Wings
Charred chili glaze, smoked salt, scallion, lime ranch. Named for the waterfront recruiters who gave Portland its ugliest maritime reputation.
Trapdoor Fries
Crispy fries, malt vinegar salt, roasted garlic aioli, hot mustard. What disappears through the floor stays downstairs.
No Reservations Frites
Double-fried shoestring potatoes, sea salt, parsley, roasted garlic aioli, Dijon. Proper French fries with a little attitude — because calling them “fucking French fries” felt like a terrible SEO strategy.
Pixel Dust Potatoes
Smashed potatoes, chili oil, sesame, scallions, toasted spice. The plating gets weird after midnight. That is part of the point.
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Late Night
After 10The Bourdain Burger · Raw & Unfiltered
French-inspired beef burger, Gruyère, deeply caramelized onion, Dijon, cornichons and black-pepper jus on a toasted brioche bun. Cooked properly — the name is the attitude, not the temperature. A tribute to the man who knew the best story was usually behind the door everybody else ignored. Read the Portland story →
Merchant Hotel Burger
Double smash patty, American cheese, grilled onion, pickles, tunnel sauce. Named for the historic building above today’s public Shanghai Tunnel tour.
Old Town Melt
Rye, caramelized onion, cheddar, mushrooms, black pepper, horseradish. Best eaten somewhere you can hear music through the floor.
Newsroom Reuben
Pastrami, kraut, Swiss, Russian dressing, rye. Comes with enough strange Portland history to keep the table talking until last call.
Drinks
House PourThe Crimp
Rye, black tea, lemon, ginger, bitters. Strong enough to make the name uncomfortable.
Last Ship Out
Dark rum, coffee, orange, demerara, aromatic bitters. Served over one large cube. No return ticket included.
The Bartender
Gin, amaro, cherry, lemon, smoke. Inspired by the figure some stories say never finished his final shift.